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  • Artist(s) :
  • Album : Wings On My Shoes
  • Album Release date : August 26, 2022
  • Genres : Country
  • Label : EDLO Records marketed and distributed by Soundly Music
  • Ringtone Format :MP3 Ringtones

  • Lyric to the Song

    John started tending bar here
    Two hundred thousand years ago
    When this joint first opened
    Things were pretty slow
    The business picked up quite a bit
    The last two thousand years
    It’s a hell of a way to spend eternity
    Slinging ice cold beers

    The clientele keeps changing
    Some are funny and some are odd
    He did a Jäger bomb with Gandhi
    Served all the major gods
    They all get along just dandy
    Even the lesser ones
    And the truth is they’re all just looking
    To have a little bit of fun

    Buddha’s here on Tuesdays
    For the all you can eat buffet
    Allah just drinks water
    But he tips big so that’s ok
    Zeus and Wakan Tanka
    Drink Coors and watch ESPN
    And they all act just like school boys
    When Aphrodite saunters in

    Jesus drinks red wine
    In a booth with Chiang Kai Shek
    Sometimes he gets a little rowdy
    Tells em all to go to heck
    Everybody laughs and Mozart
    Plays a Robert Johnson song
    But this one asshole God in the corner
    Just screams Freebird all night long

    Whose God is this?
    Won’t somebody take him home?
    Whose God is this?
    He’s down there all alone
    Drunk as hell all by hisself
    Saying he’s the only one that could exist
    Whose God is this?

    He showed up not long ago
    Bout 1952
    All dressed up in some kind of flag
    Painted red white and blue
    Tried to come in with a pistol
    But John said no guns allowed
    So he just threw his in the dumpster
    Said there’s more back home anyhow

    John asked, “Where you from my friend?”
    He said “The greatest place on earth”
    And then he started showing photographs
    And talking bout his net worth
    Said he didn’t have to pay for nothing
    He made the black folks work for free
    And then he said he jewed down all the Indians
    John said, “I think it’s time you leave”

    Whose God is this?
    Won’t somebody take him home?
    Whose God is this?
    He’s down there all alone
    Drunk as hell all by hisself
    Saying he’s the only one that could exist
    Whose God is this?

    He said, “I’m here with Jesus”
    But Jesus just shook his head, no
    So John walked back behind the bar
    And picked up the phone
    Called downstairs to Satan
    Satan said, “Let me be clear
    There’s no way in hell
    That mother-fucker’s getting in down here”

    John turned around and that god
    Was groping all the girls
    He said “you can do that kinda thing
    When you rule the whole world”
    But then he put his hands on Lillith
    And just like Muhammed Ali
    She knocked that red ball cap off his head
    And dropped him to his knees

    And she said, Whose God is this?
    Won’t somebody take him home?
    Whose God is this?
    He’s down there all alone
    Drunk as hell all by hisself
    Saying he’s the only one that could exist
    Whose God is this?

    He picked himself up off the floor
    And said, “I want to talk to your boss”
    The gods all laughed
    And he just yelled “To hell with all y’all”
    And then he stumbled towards the doorway
    That’s when they heard him say
    “I’m going back where they still worship me
    In the good ‘ole USA”

    * Lyric is meant for educational purpose only.